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goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

prom-knight:

EDIT: I won! Whoa. Thanks so much, guys!

Power of Fandom! Boy did I have a little too much fun with this one! I’ll probably tweak a few things in the coming days. L>R clockwise: June (Prodigy series), Alina (Grisha trilogy), Korra (Legend of Korra), and Michonne (Walking Dead).

roachpatrol:

loser gets memed on, news at 11

roachpatrol:

loser gets memed on, news at 11

Different anon: I'm sorry that last anon was rude and made assumptions about how you would react. I've actually been wondering about the whole cummies thing and for a moment was happy to see someone asked but then it became uncalled for.
Anonymous

Aww, no problem, friend!
It is kind of difficult to google, to be fair, since it seems to be a Tumblr only thing? The first results just give you a band called “The Cummies”, the tumblr tag and unfitting urbandictionary definitions, and I didn’t really feel like sifting through DD/lg blogs for a better definition.

Also, I was actually asked about this before, so I can give you some of the replies I got:

hinatashoyokun said: I think you make [someone] cum?? That’s what the post that uses is sounded like..
jenninova said: It’s common for DD/lg couples to have a set time that the girl is allowed to cum, usually a bedtime wind-down, as I understand it. Usually Daddy is there to help, or even that Daddy HAS to be there for her to cum.And if it’s not at that time,too bad

I hope that helps, and thank you for being polite about asking!

moonyl00ny:

while you wait for the upd8 to load, have some other fresh doodles …enjoy!

hi sorry for asking again but where did you find the song koma (from your playlist)? I can't find the right one on youtube .__.
Anonymous

Oh shit, were you the one who asked in german? I thought I already replied! It’s by Mokushi! Here's a youtube link.
I posted other songs by them if you need more!

MY GERMAN ROOMMATE thinks that my mother tongue is so exotic.

mygermanroommate:

yours is so… exotic too.image